Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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