Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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