your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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