I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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