they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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