I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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