gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Panties = found
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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