honey bunches of taint.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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