I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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