They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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