help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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