I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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