When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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