You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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