She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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