who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
