I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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