you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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