im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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