i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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