oh god the rape fog is back!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
two words: eviction party
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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