nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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