lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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