I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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