Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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