Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
How external is "for external use only"?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
is it fun? or sober?
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