walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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