You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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