I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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