guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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