She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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