If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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