it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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