what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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