you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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