Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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