I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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