Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
A+ Viking dick
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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