yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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