What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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