So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
