I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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