evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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