just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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