i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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