Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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