So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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