what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
false alarm. still invincible.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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