why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
the day after is always just damage control
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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