He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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