Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Randomize
