Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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