i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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