Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just pee around me
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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