covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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