Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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